*gets complimented by a girl*
uHM !!!!!! hOLY SHIT OMFG THANK YOU?????? I’M SO-
*gets complimented by a boy*
lol thanks i know
(Source: peacheol)
The Jonas brothers suck
for everyone wondering what the fuck that quote is from, here ya go
(Source: floatsonabigballoon)
a guy walked into the board room and said
“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”
and i just stared at him and coldly said
“i am the regional reports manager”
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Good
muahaha win
(Source: sofiajonze)
is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”?
I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.
spreading this around…let’s put it in the lingo, plz.
(Source: sineadhasmoved-blog)
The Gods of Theros
Athreos, God of Passage, by Ryan Barger
Ephara, God of the Polis, by Eric Deschamps
Erebos, God of the Dead, by Peter Mohrbacher
Heliod, God of the Sun, by Jaime Jones
Iroas, God of Victory, by Slawomir Maniak
Karametra, God of Harvests, by Eric Deschamps
Keranos, God of Storms, by Daarken
Kruphix, God of Horizons, by Daarken
Mogis, God of Slaughter, by Peter Mohrbacher
Nylea, God of the Hunt, by Chris Rahn
Pharika, God of Affliction, by Peter Mohrbacher
Phenax, God of Deception, by Ryan Barger
Purphoros, God of the Forge, by Eric Deschamps
Thassa, God of the Sea, by Jason Chan
Xenagos, God of Revels, by Jason ChanFeatured on Cyrail: Inspiring artworks that make your day better
(Source: knightofleo)
All I really want is to be held.
Just held.
To be able to curl into someone else, and feel them holding me, and just to rest in their arms. To hear their heartbeat through their shoulder, to feel their chest rise under my cheek. To have them stroke my hair and trace patterns on my skin and press kisses to my forehead when they think I’m asleep.
That’s all I really want.